How do you protect him from his free will? — When you die, it is uncommon to become a guardian angel, more so your ex’s. The strangest thing is being present when he sleeps with other women. He’s not clumsy anymore. His creativity is impressive when you consider he used to have a hard time removing my bra. …

Intimacy is a rare thing, it does not exist and suddenly appears — She ran to meet him. Hugged and kissed him. Does her husband notice my flavor? I didn’t see her brush her teeth. Not long ago, I was seeing the top of her head. She didn’t have the halo of an angel, but she sure kissed like one. I drink coffee…

What is whiskey for but to tell stories? — Sometimes, you find the most beautiful minds in unexpected packaging. Today, I found one in a milf, and her way of looking at Bitcoin changed everything I believe. I was at a table in her bar. Although you could call it a restaurant. Even a gambling place. The place had…

The dark side of Bitcoin is not even fun to write about — With a little common sense, you can become a money farmer. We are going to get close to the dairy cow they call Bitcoin without getting kicked. But never forget that she is a mad cow. There are three things you have to know: In Bitcoin, you do not invest…

Superior beings call their servants, butlers — She held her sword high. Charlotte looked down to appreciate the beauty of the angel lying on the ground under her foot. The angel met Charlotte’s eyes. “Sorry,” she said, dropping her sword. It wasn’t a clean cut. The sword, despite slashing the throat, got caught in the spine. The…

He felt like avocado in guacamole — “You’re fired, James.” “What?” “I’m sorry, James.” James had loved technology his entire life until Artificial Intelligence stole his job. What will I tell Patricia? Honey an AI made me lose my job. Yes, honey, a Gosh Darn AI. James was not an old man on the edge of the…

Her father believes in my family we are virgins at marriage — apparently in his as well — The flashlight points at us. My right-hand goes to my girl's forehead and pushes her away. Then, the same hand pulls up my jeans’ zipper. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. A mall guard taps on the window with his flashlight. …

Collective madness baby — Grab all the finance books you can and throw them at a Bitcoin Boy. That motherfucker is going to dodge them like Neo dodges bullets. Today one guy asked me if Bitcoin had started to rise. We were having hamburgers at one of those social events that you don’t want…

Win the games and become a famous star, actress, singer, or whatever you want — Amy learned the rules of the Gaslighting Games. You play it starting each February to February next year. Fourteen boys have to fall in love with you. Then you kiss another guy in front of them and convince them what they saw didn’t happen. Once they accept they were mistaken…